Osama bin Laden answers a Facebook quiz...

That's right, folks, Osama has made the jump to Facebook!

1. Are you in love? My only passion is jihad... well, also Trading Spaces on TLC.
2. How did you get the idea for your myspace name? G-Had? You figure it out.
3. What time were you born? Whatever time it was, I wish it had been in the 14th century! Women couldn't drive if there weren't any cars, could they?
4. Has the death of a celebrity ever made you cry? I was very upset when Ronald Reagan died... RPGs just haven't been as easy to come by since the 80s.
5. What color underwear are you wearing? I'm going commando. I like the feel of the dry desert air tickling my unmentionables.
6. Do you want a baby? Babies are stupid. They do not understand jihad.
7. What does your dad do for a living? He works in construction... hm, I sound like a mobster, don't I?
8. What does your mom do for a living? My mother did what all sacred women do: clean house. Of course, she ended up throwing away my comic book collection. Thanks, mom!
9. What are your pet's name(s)? Barbara and Jenna... haha! I made a funny!
10. What do you want to be when you grow up? Remembered... man, that was deep.
11. What are the last 3 digits of your phone number? Oh no, I'm not falling for that one! The NSA will be all over me like an Asian woman on the freeway!
12. What was the last concert you attended? Yusef Islam... who was once known as Cat Stevens to the infidels.
13. Who was with you? It was a private show. I have pull in these parts.
14. What was the last movie you watched in a theater? Bill and Ted's Bogus Hajj.
15. Who do you dislike most at this moment? I would probably say my own inadequacies. They are all that hold me back.
16. What are you craving right now? Oh, I know it's wrong, but a big scoop of Dryers ice cream!
17. Did you dream last night? I dreamt of a warm shower where I could... well, I've already said too much.
18. What was the last TV show you watched? Seinfeld. For a Jew, he was quite funny. "Mulva!"
19. What is your fave piece of jewelry? My "G-Had" necklace. Bling, bling!
20. What is to the left of you? Makeup box... don't ask.
21. What was the last thing you ate? Hummus and pita.
22. Who is your best friend? Mullah Omar of Taliban fame.
23. Write a song lyric that's in your head? Pour some sugar on me... in the name of love...
24. Who last IMd you? The Iranian president... I can't even spell his name!
25. Where is your significant other right now? Under my floor. She was disobedient.
26. Do you have a crush? Maybe
27. What is his/her name? That German prime minister looks fiesty...
28. How many ppl on your (facebook) friends list have you made out with? I'm not answering that, but let's just say "What happens in Islamabad stays in Islamabad.
29. When was the last time you cut your hair? I haven't taken off my khalifah in months... it's a jungle up there!
30. Are you on any meds? Just Islamic extremism, does that count?
31. Do you have a mental disease? Some say I have a bit of a problem, but I don't trust psychology.
32. What shirt are you wearing? OK, here's my secret. I'm typing this naked!
33. What color is your razor? Duh, I'm Osama bin Laden. I stopped shaving in the 80s.
34. How many people on your friends list have you had sex with? 4 vaginal, 3 ocular. I'm kind of sick, I guess.
35. What is your favorite frozen treat? Dryers ice cream!
36. How many tattoos do you have? Tatoos are an affront to Allah. OK... one naked lady on my arm that I can make dance when I flex.
37. What's your favorite store? Restoration Hardware... again, I love interior designing!
38. Are you thirsty? Well, Sherlock al-Holmes, it's a freakin' desert.
39. Can you imagine yourself ever getting married? Several times.
40. Who's someone you haven't seen in a while and miss a lot? My inner child. Life just seems so serious since I called for the death of America!