Those sneaky Democrats...

Democratic techniques for delaying the vote on Bush's level-minded judicial nominees:

"Geez, um, I'm getting pretty hungry. Can we do this after lunch?"

"I think I left the stove on in the Congressional kitchen. Lemme go check that out."

"I've got a headache."

"We just voted yesterday. Can't we go outside and play Ultimate Frisbee?"

"I've gotta go blow my intern."

"Hold on, I'm getting blown by my intern."

"Wait, now we're cuddling."