Pimp my vulva

Anderson Cooper 360's blog covers the topic of vaginal rejuvenation, which involves making improvements/renovations to a woman's reproductive organ with a laser. As crazy/awesome as the thought of shooting a laser between some woman's thighs is, people are shelling out thousands of dollars to do it.

What can you change? Well, you can shrink the labia, tighten the canal to pre-birthing diameter, or close the hymen. Bizarre, eh? What's even stranger is that Cooper found a woman who closed her hymen as a gift to her husband... I guess he gets a kick out of de-virginizing women, and it had become creepy to hang out around high schools at his age.

If my wife told me she was thinking about vaginal rejuvenation, the first thing I'd ask is, "Why stop there?" Just kidding. Actually, I just can't foresee a reason to have the surgery unless you have a real medical problem "down there."

Guys, if your girlfriend is so self-conscious that she thinks her labia are too fat, it's time to find another woman. And rebuilding the hymen? If a guy is obsessed with being "the first," he probably has other issues under the surface, and quite possibly human remains in his closet.

To be fair, I haven't seen the results of this surgery. It could very well be that we have the technology to build the $6 Million Snatch. I just don't think we need to.