Randomness on a Saturday morning...

Hi there,

Just thought I'd bring up a few things that have been on my mind lately...

First of all, what is up with VH1's Top 20 Countdown? OK, first of all, I remember when it was only a top 10 countdown, and that was sufficient enough. Do we really need a Black Eyed Peas video to stay on the charts for seven weeks, limply heading down the charts like an impotent man's genitals on a disastrous date? The answer is no. Secondly, where did Rachel Perry go? If you don't know who I'm talking about, click here. She actually made it almost tolerable to suffer through Gavin DeGraw and Howie Day. Definition of mediocrity, thy name is Howie. Now they've got some ugly dude with a bad haircut as host. Whatever. I've long since changed the channel in search of John Henson. Whatever happened to that guy?

I'm sick of British bands. All they do now is whine, like Keane and Radiohead. How about getting some damn energy and optimism into their music? They should hand out free Paxil at all of their shows, because it's an untapped market.

Speaking of mediocrity, this is a pretty mediocre entry. Would somebody please post a comment? Make it insulting if you'd like... I'm gonna sign off now, because that stupid Nelly/Tim McGraw video is on, and I've got to change the channel before my whole room becomes filled with suck. On the bright side, though, this is probably the first time that fans of McGraw have seen a black person. Peace.