5 Ways to Kill the Mood...

Five things to avoid saying to a woman when trying to "get busy:"

"That looks infected."

"Those are almost as big as my last girlfriend's."

"What's my motivation?"

"On second thought, let's turn the lights off."

"You look just like that woman on TV... what's her name? Oprah!"

Consider this my PSA for all of you guys out there. These are all from personal experience... and many a supermodel went home upset. But I've learned, and lucky for me, supermodels are very forgiving. And hungry. They're also very hungry.