Congressman ISO Vegetable for exploitative affair

Me: House majority leader, old fashioned, creepy look in my eyes. Have a penchant for denial.

You: Vegetable on the verge of death. Must have been attractive in youth. Must be able to divert attention from continuing ethics investigation by bringing personal family matters to the national stage.

For more information, check out this homosexual, liberal media site: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A28319-2005Apr5.html?nav=rss_business

P.S.: Caucasian women preferred.