Bush: It's Time to Wax

It was said by many that one of the consolations that progressives could take away from the loss of the 2004 presidential election was that the GOP would have to take ownership of policies that many on the Left felt were riddled with errors and oversights from the beginning.

Ding, ding! Order's up!

Due to an arrogance second only to that time I proclaimed myself more popular than Icees, the Bush administration has found itself surrounded by doubters. Over 50% of the population now believe invading Iraq was a mistake.

President Bush has awakened to find an ugly, fat girl lying next to him in bed, and her name is Iraq. He's not quite sure how she got there, or why she's hanging around so long, but everyone can see that he's bagged himself a heffer.

Compound that with his appointment of the unpersonable John Bolton to one of our top diplomatic posts, and Bush has essentially vandalized a bathroom called American foreign policy and left his name smeared in shit across the mirror. At least we know who to send the bill to.

Here's to bringing the troops home soon, pushing the GOP out of Congress in 2006, and sending sanity back to the White House in 2008.