What kind of jihadist are you?

What kind of jihadist are you?

Score: 30%

You are a lazy jihadist. You don't much believe in the cause and have signed on mostly for the cool bandana and shock value to your parents. You prefer to tend to administrative duties as opposed to suicide attacks. You don't hate Jews or Americans, but do hold a mildly disturbing paranoia about the Dutch. In time you'll grow tired of the desert heat and will settle for a corporate job in a suburb of Cincinatti.

What kind of jihadist are you?